Kaiba Condoms 2012

Kabia Condoms:
(Actual Current Text on Wrappers)

-Because you never know when she might have a Giant Germ in her deck.

-Screw the Rules, I have Protection!

-They fit right into your Grand Prix.

-Because we don't need another Mokuba running around.

-For when she summons your Obelisk.

-They're Rigged so you can DEFEAT YUGI!

-"Screw the-" Well, I'm just gonna stop there.

-Just in case she activates your trap card.

-They only come in one size: Ultimate.

-When you need to Project a hologram to make them bigger.

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